Come in. We’ve been expecting you.
The underworld has seven doors — and every one of them leads somewhere you actually want to go.
At Underworld Astrology, every reading is a written report — detailed, specific to you, and yours to return to whenever you need it. No performance required. Just the truth about your chart, delivered straight.
All readings follow a sliding scale: Sinner, Fallen, or Damned. Choose the tier that fits your life. The underworld isn’t going to make earth harder than it already is. [View Pricing]
Pick your poison.
The Initiation
Natal Chart Reading — Shadow Work, Ancestral Legacy & Dark Goddess Archetypes
Every story has a beginning. Yours started the moment you arrived — and your birth chart recorded all of it. Not the version you’ve been performing. The actual one. The desires you’ve been quietly managing, the power you’ve been carefully rationing, the parts of yourself you decided early on were too much.
They weren’t too much. They were the whole point.
The Initiation is a full natal chart reading through an evolutionary astrology lens — shadow work, dark goddess archetypes, ancestral patterns, and the Lilith placements that show exactly where your suppression lives. You leave knowing who you actually are, all the way down, and what you’re supposed to do with it.
This is where it begins.
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- Standalone Written Report: Sinner: $175| Fallen: $225| Damned: $275
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The Temptation
Erotic Power Reading
You know that thing you want but won’t say out loud? This reading is about that.
The Temptation is a deep dive into your erotic nature and seductive power through your natal chart — Venus, Mars, Lilith, the 5th and 8th houses, and the dark goddess archetypes that shape how you desire, what you desire, and why you’ve been so careful about it. Not careful in a good way. Careful in the way that makes you boring to yourself.
Erotic power isn’t just about sex. It’s about magnetism, appetite, the current that runs underneath everything you do when you’re actually alive. Your chart has always known what turns you on. This reading just finally says it out loud.
Come on. You’re curious.
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Written Report Sinner — $155 | Fallen — $200 | Damned — $250
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The Deal
Money, Career & Material Desire Reading
Let’s talk about what you actually want. Not the responsible version. Not the version that sounds reasonable when you say it to other people. The real one — the life you’d be living if you’d stopped apologizing for your appetite about three years ago.
The Deal maps your 2nd and 8th houses, your relationship to worthiness, resources, and what you’ve been leaving on the table. Because there is something on the table. There usually is. The question is why you keep walking past it.
Money, career, material desire — it’s all the same conversation underneath. What do you think you’re worth? What are you actually worth? The gap between those two numbers is where we start.
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Written Report Sinner — $155 | Fallen — $200 | Damned — $250
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The Enchantment
Style as Glamour Magic
Glamour, in the original sense, was a spell. A bewitchment. The ability to make people see exactly what you wanted them to see. Somewhere along the way it became about following rules — what’s appropriate, what’s flattering, what won’t attract too much attention.
The Enchantment is about attracting exactly the right attention.
This reading combines a deep natal chart analysis with a personalized intake process to identify the 3-4 Underworld archetypes that shape your energy and presence — with particular attention to your Lilith placements and what you’ve been drawn to but afraid to claim. You receive color, fabric and texture recommendations pulled directly from your chart, and a curated Pinterest board built specifically for you.
You’re not dressing for the world you’re in. You’re dressing for the one you’re about to walk into.
Pride is a sin they invented to keep you ordinary.
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Written Report Sinner — $200 | Fallen — $250 | Damned — $325
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The Ward
Psychic Protection & Energetic Boundaries Reading
You’ve been tired in a way that sleep doesn’t fix. You’ve taken on feelings that don’t quite belong to you. You’ve given access to people and places and situations that have been quietly draining something you can’t name but definitely notice the absence of.
Your chart knows exactly where you’re permeable. The Ward maps your psychic vulnerabilities — 12th house, Neptune, Chiron — alongside the ancestral and karmic material you’ve absorbed that was never actually yours to carry. Where your energy leaks. What you’ve inherited. Who has access that they shouldn’t.
This reading helps you build the boundaries you need so you control who gets in or out.
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Written Report Sinner — $150 | Fallen — $185 | Damned — $225
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The Oracle
Transit Reading
Something is happening. You can feel it — the pressure, the friction, the sense that the ground has shifted slightly and nobody told you when or why. The planets moving through your chart right now are not random. They are, in fact, extremely specific. And they have opinions about your life.
The Oracle examines the shadow planets currently transiting your chart — Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto — within a 3-6 month window. What’s hitting, what it’s asking, and most importantly, when it lets up. Because it does let up. It always does.
You came here because something sent you here. Let’s find out what.
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Written Report Sinner— $150 | Fallen — $185 | Damned — $225
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The Anniversary
Solar Return Reading
Every year on your birthday the Sun returns to the exact degree it occupied the moment you were born. Most people call it getting older. In the underworld we call it what it is — an invitation.
The Anniversary is a shadow work audit of your solar return chart alongside your natal — examining what your soul is actually hungry for in the year ahead. Not what you’ve planned. Not what looks good on paper. What you actually want more of, and what needs to be consumed, used up, and finished before the next cycle begins.
Gluttony gets a bad reputation. Appetite is just honesty about what you need.
Come in. The year is already waiting for you.
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Written Report Sinner — $150 | Fallen — $185 | Damned— $225
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