Sliding Scale Pricing
The underworld runs on desire, not guilt. That includes how you pay.
Every offering at Underworld Astrology follows a sliding scale — three tiers, no questions asked, no receipts required. I trust you to know your own life. Choose honestly and we’re square.
The Tiers
Sinner — The accessible tier. If money is tight right now — genuinely tight, not just uncomfortable — this one’s yours. A season of instability, a student budget, a gap between where you are and where you’re going. Sinner exists because the underworld shouldn’t have a cover charge that keeps people out.
Fallen — The sustaining tier. You’re stable. Bills get paid, needs get met, nothing is on fire. This is the tier that keeps the practice running and makes Sinner possible. If you’re comfortable, this is where you land.
Damned — The patronage tier. You have financial ease and you want to invest fully. Choosing Damned means someone else gets to choose Sinner. It’s the most luxurious option for a reason — generosity looks good on everyone.
Not Sure Which Tier?
One question: if you paid this amount every month, would it cause you genuine stress?
If yes to Sinner pricing — choose Sinner. If yes to Fallen but not Sinner — choose Fallen. If none of it stresses you — choose Damned.
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